You’d never get to hear a child’s laughter or the sound of someone saying, “I love you.” You’d miss out on so much.” And let’s face it-we live in the age of excessive technology. “Well, for one, you can still communicate even if you’re deaf. I’d definitely give up my hearing if I had to.” “So…if you had to give up one, would you rather sacrifice your sight or your hearing?” She asks, going in for more. We try to always make the best ones, but really we’re just settling for the lesser of two evils. And if they don’t get that, they settle for negative reinforcement.” They constantly need positive reinforcement. Throw in the money and power, and you’ve got a Hulk-size ego that needs to be fed around the clock.” “THERE’S ONE THING that a man wants you to stroke more than his cock: his ego. And quite frankly, if your dude can hop out of the sack and go to work or run a marathon, then he still has energy left for sex. Us passing out after sex is a compliment-a testament to how good it was. We’re fucking tired! You try going jackrabbit-style, throw in some Cirque du Soleil moves and see if you can keep your eyelids peeled. “UNLESS HE’S COMPLETELY desperate or under the influence, a man can’t-and won’t-fuck what doesn’t get him hard.” I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life. Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. Admitting it is half the battle.įor those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. And you’re going to say it a lot. Go ahead, try it out on your tongue. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck. Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we? Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:
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